What is the funniest song,poem,story,etc. you have heard about your favorite driver?

The funniest one l ever heard about Jimmie Johnson was made up by one of my friends.He used to call Jimmie gay because he was Gordon is teammate(no,my friend is not Jeff Gordon is gay lol),but decided he had to give props to Jimmie after so much success,so he came up with this song:

(sung in the tune of Davey Crockett)
Jimmie,Jimmie Johnson
King of the Hendrick queers.
LOL

He sings it all of the time.
OMG Fire Storm,that was hilarious!!

l thought this was pretty funny. http://youtube.com/watch?v=gdzrJ1KDsX0 ♠strαιtєdgє Truex Kidd, is this what you're looking for? http://clayself.com/Truexfansinglemp3.html

Martin Truex Jr use to have a song on his Website about him Written by Clay Self l think. It was classic. l can not find it anywhere =(

Well, we all know the ''Jeff Gordon is Gay'' song so l wo not go on about that.
But Cledus T Judd has the funny song for our entire sport. And a little tribute to Big E by Toby at the end.

And is it me, or is the guitar player near the end (3:43 into the video) a ringer for Reed Sorenson?

l liked the signs people have made for kyle:

''what happens in vegas, stays in vegas, and so should kyle busch.''
''50 bucks to the first person to take out kyle busch (and l do not mean a date)''
''kyle busch, you've been bad. i'm watching you. god.''
''m&m is melt in your mouth, and crack under pressure.''

and on the other side:

''kyle busch fan since 2 to go at richmond.''

John Boy & Billy did a segment on their radio show called 'Jeff Gordon Sings in the Bathroom'. It is hilarious!